The name's Jamie.
15 , born in Cali, living in Texas.
I follow back!(:
sO TODAY I WENT TO THE BANK WITH MY MOM AND SHE WAS GETTING MONEY AND SHE SAID “YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS MONEY IN A SAFE PLACE” SO I WENT TO HER EAR AND WHISPERED “IN MY BUTTHOLE” AND I GUESS THE BANK LADY HEARD ME BECAUSE SHE STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AND SHE COULDN’T STOP
(via because-yolo)
they should hire ugly people like me to be models because then people will pay attention to the clothes rather than faces and i get to say i’m a model
(Source: circumcisions, via hauntingeden)
my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy
(via laughcentre)
ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(Source: zaymmaliks, via laughcentre)
When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?
i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember
go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker
It floats
Source: just now
Awarded to tennisaurus for services to science and great justice.
(via laughcentre)
YOU KNOW WHOS CUTE??!?!???
*SOULJA BOY VOICE* YOUUU
(via sleep-deactivated20130515)
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR
OH MY GOD
reblog everytime
(Source: blazeberg, via kellymb88)
I don’t really have feelings until 2 am and then i get sad about everything
(Source: coagulates, via rosewaves)
um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*
(Source: octupac, via laughcentre)
| plot twist: | a teenage character played by an actual teenage actor |
