Why not?
The name's Jamie.
16 , born in Cali, living in Texas.
I follow back!

(Source: unsuccessfulmetalbenders, via unclefather)

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unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

(Source: rasterizing)

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themoofster:

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all


Government intervention hurts the economy. This is a fact.

themoofster:

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

Government intervention hurts the economy. This is a fact.

(Source: america-wakiewakie, via confessions-of-a-flirt)

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lanadelreycist:

When you get called on to present in classimage

(via orgasm)

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme, via cumfort)

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foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

(via sidewalks-covered-in-rain)

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sierraboggessgalore:

tomhiddlesun:

shanwaters:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

^^^Now that would make for an interesting night.

now the question is would THEY know why they had all been gathered into a room with me?

dO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY FAMOUS MEN WOULD BE IN THERE

(Source: feeloutthesummerbreeze, via rosewaves)

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molly-the-teenage-witch:


I feel everything. From the bath water that’s slightly too cold, to the pain in that old man’s eyes as he walks through the street and wonders how he came to be so alone. I think such small and intricate thoughts; untouched blades, so dangerously sharp. These thoughts cut the deepest and yet a part of me craves to swim in a river of red. I want to watch myself bleed in the comfort of knowing I’m not alone and nor are the hidden droplets of life that no one else has thought to look for. That’s why shallow people are often so beautifully pristine - they are thinkers of common thoughts: blunt knives that cut no deeper into their smooth skin than the hands that caress their bodies. 
Lonely are the sufferers. 

my god this is the most amazing thing i have ever read

molly-the-teenage-witch:

I feel everything. From the bath water that’s slightly too cold, to the pain in that old man’s eyes as he walks through the street and wonders how he came to be so alone. I think such small and intricate thoughts; untouched blades, so dangerously sharp. These thoughts cut the deepest and yet a part of me craves to swim in a river of red. I want to watch myself bleed in the comfort of knowing I’m not alone and nor are the hidden droplets of life that no one else has thought to look for. That’s why shallow people are often so beautifully pristine - they are thinkers of common thoughts: blunt knives that cut no deeper into their smooth skin than the hands that caress their bodies. 

Lonely are the sufferers.

my god this is the most amazing thing i have ever read

(Source: oomoon, via slow-convrsations-with-a-gun)

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unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

(via cumfort)

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inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

(via orgasm)

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